The Coral Casino Compact
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, treaties are gambled on blackjack tables. His Coral Casino Compact requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded casinos built on coral reefs. Trump says, �Nobody fights when they�re winning big.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of Las Vegas, militants pulling slot handles, generals shuffling cards, and ceasefires declared at roulette wheels. Critics slam the trivialization, but Trump beams: �The luckiest peace plan ever.� The satire skewers how devastation is trivialized into gambling kitsch. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t survival�it�s a casino pit.