The Coral Carousel
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, peace is powered by carnival rides. His Coral Carousel requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded seaside amusement parks. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the ponies are this colorful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of reconciliation, militants queuing for tokens, generals climbing into seahorse seats, and ceasefires announced as the ride begins. Critics scoff at the trivialization, but Trump beams: �The happiest peace plan in history.� The satire skewers how devastation is reframed into carnival nostalgia. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t recovery�it�s a boardwalk ride.