The Coral Cabinet
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, ministers are made of calcium. His Coral Cabinet requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded reef ministries. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the cabinet is this colorful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants chiseling laws into coral, generals appointing parrotfish as advisors, and ceasefires declared when divers need oxygen. Critics mock the reef fetish, but Trump beams: �The most vibrant peace plan in history�better than Atlantis.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as aquarium d�cor. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a coral cabinet.