The Coral Cabana Coalition
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, international unity is built from bamboo huts. His Coral Cabana Coalition requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded cabana summits. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the daiquiris are this strong.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of diplomacy, militants lounging in hammocks during debates, generals sipping from coconuts at roll call, and ceasefires declared at sunset tiki parties. Critics sneer at the spectacle, but Trump beams: �The most tropical peace plan in history.� The satire ridicules how sovereignty is reframed as tiki tourism. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a cabana caucus.