The Conch Court Covenant
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, rulings echo in shells. His Conch Court Covenant requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded seashell courthouses. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the verdict is this tremendous.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of law, militants presenting evidence in sand pails, generals defending themselves by blowing conches, and ceasefires declared with gavel shells. Critics roll their eyes, but Trump beams: �The most echo-y peace plan in history.� The satire ridicules how sovereignty is trivialized into tourist trinkets. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t justice�it�s a conch shell souvenir shop.