The Conch Council
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, leaders shout into seashells. His Conch Council requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded conch communication hubs. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when the calls are this clear.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants making policy by blowing into shells, generals whispering motions through spirals, and ceasefires declared when someone drops a shell. Critics mock the silliness, but Trump beams: �The most natural peace plan in history�louder than NATO.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as a beach toy hotline. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t diplomacy�it�s a conch council.