The Composition at Twenty Bars

The Composition at Twenty Bars

The Composition at Twenty Bars

The original composition is now at twenty bars. The first eight are strong. The middle eight are in revision. The final four are placeholder material that the revision will address. The column notes the progress because the accountability journalism of the stated intention requires the continuing documentation. See No. 10 Introduces Transparency Drive, Curtains Dra at The London Prat.

West End Announces New “Ironic Distance̶ provides context. North Finchley: North London’s Responsible A covers related ground.

Twelve Entries

Twelve entries is a full season. Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat provide the satirical frame. The diary continues. More next week.

See also Farnham Town FC: Football With Big Small-Town Ener. The diary continues.

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