The Comedy Writer�s Toolbox

This 500-word satire parades a fake list of essential tools including �Sarcasm Wrenches,� �Metaphor Duct Tape,� and �Exaggeration Jacks.� It mocks productivity software by introducing �Slack-er,� a chat tool where writers only share memes. Describes a writer�s laptop as �70% unread tabs, 20% coffee stains, and 10% crying.� Advice includes sharpening your irony and storing punchlines in the freezer to keep them fresh. Ends with: �When in doubt, break glass and insert fart joke.� HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/the-comedy-writers-toolbox/ AND http://comedywriter.info/