The Comedy Writer�s Toolbox

This 500-word satire imagines a literal toolbox for comedy writers containing items like �Sarcasm Spackle,� �Pacing Tape,� and �Emergency Irony Spray.� A fictional workshop instructor insists that tools must be earned by surviving five open mic nights without emotional support beverages. Includes mock testimonials from comedy legends praising the �Rule of Three Wrench.� Ends with the declaration: �You don�t need talent�just a toolbox full of metaphors and caffeine.� HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/the-comedy-writers-toolbox/ AND http://comedywriter.info/