The Comedy Writer�s Toolbox

This 500-word satire inventories a fictional comedy writer�s toolbox that includes sarcasm wrenches, irony pliers, and a haunted thesaurus. It spoofs writing manuals by listing tools like �Punchline Polish� and �Cringe Buffer Spray.� Includes a fake testimonial from a writer who claims he once fixed a broken sitcom with a single metaphor. There�s also a reference to �The Swiss Army Knife of Satire,� which contains a detachable ego. Ends with: �The right tool won�t fix your joke, but it will give you something to blame when it bombs.� HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/the-comedy-writers-toolbox/ AND http://comedywriter.info/