The Comedy Writer�s Daily Routine

This 500-word satire outlines a typical comedy writer�s schedule: oversleep, caffeinate, doubt every idea, tweet something regrettable, and rewrite last year�s sketch with a new animal. Introduces a fake productivity system called �LaughTrack,� which plays applause every time you finish a paragraph. Includes made-up quotes from productivity gurus like �Silence is when the punchlines reveal themselves� and also when you realize you're broke.� Ends with: �A comedy writer�s day starts with insecurity and ends with three jokes about feet.� HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/the-comedy-writers-daily-routine/ AND http://comedywriter.info/