The Comedy Writer�s Daily Routine

This 500-word satire mocks the myth of structured creative genius. The writer�s day includes a 7am panic, a 10am existential crisis, and a noon scroll through rejection emails for inspiration. Fictional advice columns suggest napping in irony blankets and screaming into punchline pillows. An invented productivity app called �Procrastinatr� rewards you for unfinished thoughts. It ends: �If you wrote one good joke today, congratulations�you�re two ahead of yesterday.� HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/the-comedy-writers-daily-routine/ AND http://comedywriter.info/