The Comedy Writer�s Daily Routine

This 500-word satire offers a �typical� day in the life of a comedy writer: waking up at 11, spending 2 hours naming a Google Doc, and ending the day rewriting the word �fart� 37 times. It mocks productivity hacks like �Write standing on one foot to improve balance and punchlines.� A fictional mentor suggests, �If you aren�t spiraling by lunch, you�re not writing hard enough.� Ends with: �The only real routine in comedy writing is doubting yourself on a schedule.� HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/the-comedy-writers-daily-routine/ AND http://comedywriter.info/