The Comedy Writer�s Daily Routine

This 500-word satire chronicles a fictional comedy writer�s day, which begins with staring at a blinking cursor and ends with Googling �funniest way to say �help.�� Features a fake productivity app called �Procrastinote� that rewards avoidance with sad trombone sounds. Lists hourly tasks like �panic nap,� �rejection sandwich,� and �imaginary Emmy speech.� Ends with: �The real routine is convincing yourself that the world still needs one more fart joke.� HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/the-comedy-writers-daily-routine/ AND http://comedywriter.info/