The Comedy Writer�s Daily Routine

This 500-word satire lists a fictional comedy writer�s rigid schedule: wake up at 11 a.m., panic-scroll Twitter, write one sentence, then spend three hours editing a title. Introduces a joke fridge stocked with ideas like �banana politics� and �existential raccoons.� Features absurd rituals like burning old notebooks to summon creativity. A mock survey claims 80% of writers hit peak productivity just before a deadline or emotional collapse. Ends with: �If you�re not anxious, overcaffeinated, and unsure if your joke about soup is brilliant or insane�you�re doing it wrong.� HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/the-comedy-writers-daily-routine/ AND http://comedywriter.info/