The Comedy Writer�s Daily Routine

This 500-word satire chronicles a fake day in the life of a comedy writer who wakes up anxious, procrastinates via podcasts, and ends the day with one half-decent pun. Morning rituals include shouting �What�s funny?!� into the mirror. Afternoon includes fake meetings with �inner critics� and �ghosts of failed bits.� The routine closes at 2am with the sacred act of deleting everything and swearing to become a dog groomer. Final note: �Some call it a routine, others call it a spiral.� HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/the-comedy-writers-daily-routine/ AND http://comedywriter.info/