The Comedy Writer's Daily Routine

This 500-word satire outlines a completely fabricated day in the life of a comedy writer, starting at 11:47 a.m. with a cold brew and self-loathing. The routine includes screaming into a pillow labeled �first draft,� walking aimlessly while brainstorming, and deleting tweets before anyone sees them. Fake calendar reminders include �Shower (optional),� �Cry (quietly),� and �Pitch meeting with imaginary Netflix exec.� The day ends with scrolling other comedians� success and pretending it�s motivational. Final line: �Remember, if you�re not panicking, you�re not writing comedy.� HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/the-comedy-writers-daily-routine/ AND http://comedywriter.info/