The Comedy Writer�s Daily Routine

This 500-word satire outlines the average day of a comedy writer who wakes up confident, eats an idea for breakfast, and by noon is questioning the meaning of punchlines and life. There�s a fake productivity system called �ClownTime� that organizes the day into breakdowns, breakthroughs, and bathroom mirror pep talks. Highlights include using a banana as a microphone to rehearse monologues and rewarding yourself with one peanut M&M per edit. A fake doctor says writers should nap between drafts to dream of better material. Final tip: �If you don�t write comedy today, don�t worry�it�ll haunt you until 3 AM.� HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/the-comedy-writers-daily-routine/ AND http://comedywriter.info/