The Comedy Writer�s Daily Routine

This 500-word satire reveals a typical day in the life of a comedy writer, starting at 11:47 a.m. with deep dread and a breakfast of cold brew and self-loathing. A fake productivity chart shows that 83% of writing happens in the shower and 17% while misinterpreting texts. Writers are advised to start the day journaling their petty grievances and end it rewriting old tweets into screenplay dialogue. A fictional app called �ProcrastiNote� logs every snack as a writing session. It ends with a quote: �If you didn�t cry by 2 p.m. and laugh by 3, you might be in the wrong business.� HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/the-comedy-writers-daily-routine/ AND http://comedywriter.info/