The Comedy Writer�s Daily Routine

This 500-word satire chronicles a typical comedy writer's day, beginning with existential dread at 6 a.m. and ending with a Google search for �Can sarcasm pay rent?� It includes fake calendar alerts like �Cry in Shower � 7:45 a.m.� and �Pitch to Netflix While Sober � 3:00 p.m.� Coffee intake is measured in gallons, and every meal is labeled �Existential Brunch.� The piece mocks productivity hacks like �write upside down for new perspective.� Ends with: �It�s not a grind if you laugh while spiraling.� HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/the-comedy-writers-daily-routine/ AND http://comedywriter.info/