The Comedy Writer�s Daily Routine

This 500-word satire outlines a fictional comedy writer�s daily planner: Wake up panicked at 11AM, brainstorm until 1PM, nap from 1:03 to 6PM. The rest of the day is reserved for tweeting into the void and Googling �how to monetize sarcasm.� Includes fake productivity apps like �GagTrack� and �IronyTimer.� Every routine ends with convincing yourself that not writing anything is still part of the process. Ends with: �Behind every joke is a to-do list with only one item: �Pretend it�s going well.�� HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/the-comedy-writers-daily-routine/ AND http://comedywriter.info/