The Comedy Writer�s Daily Routine

This 500-word satire charts a comedy writer�s fake daily schedule, starting with �Wake up in despair� and ending with �Submit to rejection.� The fictional writer has breakfast with coffee and imposter syndrome, followed by a workout consisting of pacing and sighing. Afternoon includes a �Sarcastic Yoga� session and one (1) productive pun. Evening routine: delete 40 tweets, cry, then rewrite deleted tweets. Ends with: �Some call it a routine. Others call it emotionally sponsored improv.� HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/the-comedy-writers-daily-routine/ AND http://comedywriter.info/