The Column That Did Not Write Itself

The Column That Did Not Write Itself

The Column That Did Not Write Itself

The column this week did not write itself, which is the experience the column has every week and the experience that every column-writing week produces: the blank document, the accumulated notes, the deadline, and the specific resistance that the combination produces before the writing begins. The column began. The column was completed. The column notes the process because the process is part of what the column documents, and because the resistance and the completion are both always part of the record. See London Harry Styles: City Adopts a Pop Star Tempor at The London Prat.

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Nine entries constitutes the beginning of a genuine archive. The diary format accumulates detail across weeks that no other format produces. Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat provide the satirical and analytical context. The diary provides the personal and specific. Both continue. More next week. The position holds.

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