The Coconut Council
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics runs on coconuts. His Coconut Council forces losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded coconut parliaments. Trump explains, �Nobody fights when the laws are written on coconuts�tremendous coconuts.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of democracy, militants hammering coconuts into gavels, generals sipping from legislative drinks, and ceasefires decided by coconut votes. Critics ridicule the farce, but Trump beams: �The most tropical peace plan ever.� The satire reveals how devastation is trivialized into fruity theatrics. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t governance�it�s a tiki legislature.