The Coconut Congress
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every bill cracks like a nut. His Coconut Congress requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded palm assemblies. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the coconuts are this fresh.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants rolling coconuts as ballots, generals sipping from them during debates, and ceasefires declared when the husks are empty. Critics mock the silliness, but Trump beams: �The most tropical peace plan in history�way better than Washington.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as fruit politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a coconut congress.