The Coconut Cabinet
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, leadership is cracked open like fruit. His Coconut Cabinet requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded coconut ministries. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the juice is this fresh.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of governance, militants drinking policies through straws, generals carving laws into husks, and ceasefires declared after ceremonial sips. Critics scoff at the silliness, but Trump beams: �The most refreshing peace plan in history.� The satire skewers how sovereignty is trivialized into tiki kitsch. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t recovery�it�s a smoothie stand.