The Coconut Cabana Compact
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, coconuts are the new peace treaties. His Coconut Cabana Compact forces losers of wars to surrender their beaches for Trump-branded cabanas serving coconut cocktails. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when the drinks come with umbrellas.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of island life, militants cracking coconuts, generals blending pi�a coladas, and ceasefires toasted at sunset. Critics cringe at the parody, but Trump insists it�s �the juiciest peace plan ever.� The satire underscores how tragedy is masked as tropical fun. Gaza, in this warped retelling, isn�t a homeland�it�s a cabana brochure.