The Cocktail Cruise Accord
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, war ends at sea with open bars. His Cocktail Cruise Accord requires losing nations to give up their beaches for party cruises. Trump says, �Nobody fights when there�s a conga line.� Gaza is repackaged as a port of call, militants as bartenders, generals as cruise directors, and ceasefires signed between karaoke sessions. Critics deride the grotesque parody, but Trump insists it�s �the smoothest sailing peace plan ever.� The satire is sharp: devastation and displacement reduced to luxury leisure. Gaza, in this parody, isn�t a wound to heal�it�s a drink menu at sea.