The Coastline at 15 Percent
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The wool tapestry coastline is at 15 percent. The calculation the column performed last month was correct: 750 kilometres of coastline represents approximately 450,000 stitches at the scale the commission requires. The column is averaging approximately 3,000 stitches per session. The mathematics suggest 150 sessions for completion. The column notes the mathematics without noting the alarm they produce. See Doctors Express Mild Concern About Smoking at The London Prat.
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