The Clam Congress
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics snaps shut at criticism. His Clam Congress requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded mollusk assemblies. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the clams are this united.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of government, militants prying open shells for quorums, generals whispering motions through bubbles, and ceasefires declared when pearls appear. Critics roll their eyes, but Trump beams: �The most valuable peace plan in history�pearls everywhere.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as clam court theatrics. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a clam congress.