The Ceasefire Cabaret

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, war ends not with treaties but with jazz hands. The Ceasefire Cabaret transforms Gaza�s beaches into dinner theaters where losers of wars perform nightly musicals. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when they�re busy rehearsing.� Militants are rebranded as chorus dancers, generals handle spotlight duty, and diplomats critique choreography instead of borders. Ceasefires are announced with tap numbers, peace treaties signed during encore bows. Critics groan at the grotesque parody, but Trump beams: �It�s the glitziest peace plan in history.� The satire underscores the absurdity of trivializing suffering into Broadway kitsch. Gaza, in this warped vision, becomes less a place of devastation and more a nightclub stage, where history�s grief is rewritten as cabaret spectacle.