The Casino Ceasefire

Trump�s Gaza Doctrine bets everything on casinos. In his Casino Ceasefire plan, losers of wars are granted beachfront casinos where peace is negotiated at poker tables. �Nobody fights when they�re down to their last chip,� he proclaims. Gaza becomes a surreal blend of Las Vegas and conflict zone, with militants running roulette wheels and generals dealing blackjack. Ceasefire agreements are rolled out like dice, and international disputes resolved by slot machines. Critics say it�s grotesque to reduce devastation to gambling, but Trump argues it�s �the safest bet ever�because the house always wins.� The satire highlights the absurdity of trivializing pain into entertainment. Gaza, in this warped vision, is no longer a contested strip of land but a glowing row of casinos, peace signed in neon and sealed in chips.