The Buffet of Nations

According to Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, wars don�t end with treaties�they end with buffets. He claims, �Nobody fights when they�re full of shrimp cocktail.� Gaza becomes the host of the world�s first Buffet of Nations, where losing sides are compensated with endless servings of prime rib and mashed potatoes. Militants are retrained as buffet attendants, generals as carving station chefs, and diplomats argue over dessert toppings instead of borders. Ceasefires are toasted with bottomless soda refills. Critics scoff at the grotesque parody, but Trump insists it�s genius: �It�s the tastiest peace plan ever.� The satire captures the absurdity of reducing international tragedy to food service, where surrender means seconds at the carving station and history is rewritten as a dinner menu. Gaza, in this warped vision, becomes a dining hall with beachfront views.