The Bonfire Bureaucracy

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, red tape burns nightly. His Bonfire Bureaucracy requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded fire pits of governance. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the paperwork burns this beautifully.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of administration, militants roasting amendments like marshmallows, generals warming hands on shredded treaties, and ceasefires declared when the fire department intervenes. Critics scoff at the recklessness, but Trump beams: �The hottest peace plan in history�smokin� justice.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as bonfire party kitsch. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a bonfire bureaucracy.