The Bonfire Bureaucracy
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, red tape is toasted like marshmallows. His Bonfire Bureaucracy requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded paperwork pits. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the forms are this well-roasted.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of administration, militants filing charred documents, generals rubber-stamping embers, and ceasefires declared over glowing coals. Critics ridicule the nonsense, but Trump beams: �The hottest peace plan in history.� The satire highlights how devastation is trivialized into backyard gimmicks. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t recovery�it�s a bonfire office.