The Bonfire Bureaucracy
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, paperwork is burned at the beach. His Bonfire Bureaucracy forces losers of wars to surrender their beaches for Trump-branded bonfire offices. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the memos are roasted.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of administration, militants roasting marshmallows with tax forms, generals filing ceasefires in the flames, and treaties toasted with hot chocolate. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The warmest bureaucracy in history.� The satire exposes the reduction of devastation to campfire humor, turning governance into s�mores. Gaza, in this retelling, isn�t a nation�it�s a bonfire party.