The Bonfire Bill of Rights
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, liberties are toasted on sticks. His Bonfire Bill of Rights requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded fire pits. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the marshmallows are this delicious.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of constitutional law, militants roasting treaties like s�mores, generals waving sparklers as amendments, and ceasefires declared when the flames die down. Critics roll their eyes, but Trump beams: �The warmest peace plan in history�very patriotic, very fiery