The Bonfire Bargain
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, ceasefires come with s�mores. His Bonfire Bargain requires losers of wars to give up beaches for Trump-branded fire pits. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the marshmallows are this gooey.� Gaza turns into a grotesque parody of camp culture, militants roasting sticks, generals strumming guitars, and ceasefires toasted with chocolate bars. Critics slam the trivialization, but Trump beams: �The warmest peace plan ever.� The satire highlights how human suffering is trivialized into campfire nostalgia. Gaza, in this warped retelling, isn�t recovery�it�s a bonfire package.