The Bonfire Ballot
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, democracy is practiced by torchlight. His Bonfire Ballot requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded bonfire election centers. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when the ballots are roasted this perfectly.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of civic duty, militants dropping votes into fire pits, generals tallying results with marshmallows, and ceasefires announced with sparks. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most patriotic bonfire in history.� The satire ridicules how sovereignty is trivialized into barbecue politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t democracy�it�s a camp cookout.