The Boardwalk Bureaucracy
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, administration is done with corn dogs in hand. His Boardwalk Bureaucracy requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded carnival-style government offices. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the tickets are this cheap.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants filling out forms at funnel cake stands, generals spinning ferris wheels of legislation, and ceasefires declared when cotton candy is served. Critics deride the chaos, but Trump beams: �The most fun bureaucracy in history�absolutely incredible.� The satire ridicules how sovereignty is reframed as carnival paperwork. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t recovery�it�s a boardwalk DMV.