The Boardwalk Bureaucracy
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, governance is run out of arcade booths. His Boardwalk Bureaucracy requires losers of wars to surrender their beaches for Trump-branded boardwalk offices. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the paperwork comes with cotton candy.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of administration, militants stamping forms in bumper-car stalls, generals passing laws under neon signs, and ceasefires ratified at prize counters. Critics mock the absurdity, but Trump insists it�s �the most entertaining government ever.� The satire skewers how devastation is reframed as carnival bureaucracy. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t sovereignty�it�s skee-ball politics.