The Boardwalk Buffet Accord
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, wars end with unlimited shrimp. His Boardwalk Buffet Accord requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded buffets. Trump beams, �Nobody fights at an all-you-can-eat buffet.� Gaza is twisted into a grotesque parody of gluttony, militants refilling trays, generals carving meat, and ceasefires declared at dessert stations. Critics deride the trivialization, but Trump insists it�s �the most delicious peace plan in history.� The satire skewers the replacement of grief with consumer excess. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t survival�it�s a sneeze guard paradise.