The Beachball Balance Treaty
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, peace is kept by plastic. His Beachball Balance Treaty forces losers of wars to surrender their beaches for Trump-branded beachball festivals. Trump explains, �Nobody fights when the beachballs are this big.� Gaza is remade as a grotesque parody of recreation, militants inflating balloons, generals spiking them into the surf, and ceasefires declared during halftime shows. Critics mock the absurdity, but Trump insists it�s �the bounciest peace deal ever.� The satire skewers how tragedy is deflated into summer toys. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t survival�it�s an inflatable arena.