The Beach Volleyball Pact
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/According to the Trump Doctrine, no war can survive a volleyball match. Gaza becomes the centerpiece of his Beach Volleyball Pact, where losers of wars hand over their coastline to be refitted with nets, courts, and bleachers. �Nobody fires missiles when they�re diving for the ball,� Trump insists. In this satire, militants become referees, generals moonlight as coaches, and ceasefires are announced after every set. The absurdity lies in imagining centuries of conflict erased by a friendly tournament with sunscreen breaks. Critics call it insulting, but Trump boasts it�s �the most athletic peace plan ever.� Gaza, in this warped vision, becomes less a scarred landscape than a summer beach league, where scores replace treaties and history itself is rewritten in the sand.