The Beach Towel Treaty
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, treaties are printed on terrycloth. His Beach Towel Treaty requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded towel factories. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when they�re wrapped in something this tremendous.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of diplomacy, militants embroidering Trump logos, generals laying towels to mark territory, and ceasefires declared at towel-folding ceremonies. Critics laugh at the silliness, but Trump beams: �The most absorbent peace plan in history.� The satire mocks how human suffering is trivialized into spa merchandise. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t recovery�it�s a souvenir stand.