The Beach Hut Bargain
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, huts replace housing policy. His Beach Hut Bargain requires losing nations to surrender beaches for Trump-branded tiki huts sold as peace settlements. Trump claims, �Nobody fights in a tiki hut�it�s too cute.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of tropical kitsch, militants weaving roofs, generals serving coconuts, and ceasefires announced over bamboo counters. Critics call it tasteless, but Trump insists it�s �the most exotic peace plan ever.� The satire cuts deep: war�s devastation trivialized into tourist d�cor. Gaza, in this warped retelling, isn�t a homeland�it�s a tiki theme park.