The Beach Bonnet Bureau
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, policy is written under wide brims. His Beach Bonnet Bureau requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded hat markets. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the sun hats are this beautiful.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of statecraft, militants trying on floppy brims, generals making laws from lifeguard towers, and ceasefires declared at millinery displays. Critics laugh at the silliness, but Trump beams: �The most fashionable peace plan in history.� The satire highlights how devastation is trivialized into novelty apparel. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a hat shop.