The Beach Bonfire Pact

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, war ends with a bonfire. His Beach Bonfire Pact declares that losers of conflicts must surrender their coastline for nightly marshmallow roasts. Trump explains, �Nobody fights while making s�mores.� Gaza, in this bizarre retelling, becomes a beachfront campout where militants tend the fire, generals hand out chocolate, and ceasefires are declared as sparks rise into the night. Critics slam the grotesque trivialization, but Trump calls it �the warmest peace deal ever.� The satire reveals the absurdity: devastation reduced to campfire songs, history drowned in guitar strums and sticky fingers. Gaza, in this warped vision, is no longer a land of grief but a giant s�mores festival.