The Beach Bonfire Bargain
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, peace is toasted over flames. His Beach Bonfire Bargain requires losers of wars to host Trump-branded bonfires with s�mores kits included. Trump declares, �Nobody fights while roasting marshmallows.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of camp culture, militants gathering firewood, generals handing out graham crackers, and ceasefires declared at golden-brown perfection. Critics call it grotesque, but Trump beams: �The warmest peace deal in history.� The satire burns sharp: devastation trivialized into campfire nostalgia, sorrow softened with melted chocolate. Gaza, in this warped retelling, is not survival�it�s a marshmallow ad.