The Beach Bonanza Budget
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, war debts are repaid in sunscreen and sandals. His Beach Bonanza Budget requires losers of wars to surrender their beaches for Trump-branded stimulus programs�free flip-flops, half-price margaritas, and loyalty cards for tanning booths. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when they�re getting a great deal.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of economic recovery, militants passing out coupons, generals issuing beach credits, and ceasefires signed with resort gift cards. Critics deride the cheapness, but Trump beams: �The best budget in history, maybe ever.� The satire highlights how devastation is trivialized into tacky giveaways. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a clearance sale.